Score: 9

"This was one of your better films."

submission: The Transformer

date: August 4, 2009

Mainly because you didn't voice act.

Hahahaha, just kidding, but seriously.

Score: 0

"Stolen"

submission: Desert Combat

date: April 14, 2009

nice try

Score: 2

"Hard and laggy."

submission: Cirno Xi

date: April 14, 2009

The enemies spawn pretty fast, and before you know it you have like 20 enemies on the screen. And they shoot so fast that your screen is filled with projectiles, and even if you can manage to dodge them they shoot so much that you can't kill them without getting into the line of fire.

The graphics weren't very good and there was a ton of slowdown because of everything on the screen. It's not a very creative game and wasn't very fun to play.

Score: 10

"It was alright."

submission: Three Guys and a Tree

date: September 22, 2008

Until it got to all the zombies dancing, that fucking killed me.

Good job.

Score: 10

"I want some of that purple stuff."

submission: The Juice Joint

date: August 27, 2008

Grape drink, baby.

Score: 4

"It's hentai. That's why people think it's good."

submission: Meet'N'Fuck Threesome Fun

date: July 9, 2008

You just click your way through stupid conversations. How do I know which cheesy pick up line will work when they're all equally bad? All those lines would work the same in real life, a slap to the face, so why are some better than others? You pretty much guess your way through. And you don't even get penalized for choosing the wrong lines. Wow.

Now after a few screens of guessing, you finally get your way to the bedroom. You play some crappy minigame four times. Each time you cum... ok. But seriously, four times? The same minigame? That's repetitive and boring. And they all suck. It just says shake your mouse. I don't know if I should start out fast, or slowly get faster, it's pretty vague.

But after an exhausting minigame you get to see the only actual animation in the game, the guy coming, and it's pretty bad compared to excellently drawn anime girls. It just doesn't fit in.

So all in all this game is pretty much speeding through cheesy lines and crappy minigames so you can get to what you want. It's barely a game, it's just a bad excuse for a dating sim slapped on some naked chicks. And that's why people think it's good. Me, personally, I just think it's horrible. And I can't people some people would actually sit through this crap, seriously, just go on some hentai site if you really want to see something.

4/10 which I think is generous.

Score: 10

"My god this game is awesome."

submission: Skydiver Mach II

date: July 8, 2008

I love the music and the stuff the guy says. It gets pretty hard and is really fun.

Score: 5

"Too short for my liking."

submission: frisbee short

date: July 8, 2008

And the ending joke was pretty lame too.

The animation was good though.

Score: 6

"A few problems I encountered."

submission: Unirider

date: July 8, 2008

A pretty fun game, but I noticed a few problems. You can sometimes go somewhat high or to the side of the red, but any lower and you instantly die, so it's hard to judge when you're safe and when you aren't.

Another problem is that in just a few runs I have found steep slopes that almost go straight up and are completely impossible to cross.

Score: 6

"Well considering you're nine."

submission: Mr Stick

date: July 8, 2008

It's actually not that bad, at all. But you shouldn't be on Newgrounds if you're nine. Plus, this video is extremely similar to animator vs animation, so it's not very original.